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These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.
Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.
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A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.
That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!
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A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
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A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.
Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.
Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.
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Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.
Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.
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Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.
Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.
Slang - When someone with an internal combustion engine (ICE) picks an EV owner up at a charging station to complete a journey.
With 8 hours to go as the Leaf trickle charged I called Tom for an ICE haul to my parent's apartment.