dm;fa

Literally, "Doesn't Matter; fapped anyway"

said when in doubt about the fappability of a certain subject, to indicate apathy on the apropriatness of fapping to said subject and doing so regardless of the consequences.

First known use on reddit: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oeipo/of_all_your_options_you_picked_the_blonde/c3gpekc

"I can't tell how hot she is without seeing her face"
"dm;fa"

slide into the dms

When you send a Direct message to someone on twitter confidently and smoothly.

Nash:"Im about to slide into the dms asking for her number!"

Cameron:"Good look with that."

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down in the dm

"Down in the Dm" is a song by Yo Gotti released in September 2015.

The phrase refers to direct messaging people on social media (Twitter, Instagram) etc for purposes of filtering and hooking up . Or simply just being nosy, scandalous , ratchet, and thirsty.

Direct messaging or "DMing" is also used to send nudes .

I tell her, don't you hate when you get screenshot (Petty)
Bitch that DM wasn't for everybody (Rules),
I love the gram I love the gram (I love the gram)
I'm addicted to it I know I am (I know I am)
And I just followed Angela Simmons
Boy I got a crush on Angela Simmons
They like "damn Gotti you bold"
Fuck it I'm gon' let the world know (Goals)1

Read more: Yo Gotti - Down In The DM Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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sliding in the dms

When a fuckboy messages you on Twitter trying to get some

Have I told you about that guy that was sliding in the DMs yesterday?

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Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

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backseat dm

The "backseat dm" or "backseat dungeon master" brings a thoroughly marked and noted rulebook, and is quick to jump in whenever a rule is broken or ignored.
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving

Player 1: That's not really how it's done, but I'll allow it.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.

dm's activate

When a hot girl posts about being newly single.

“Is done an emotion? Because I feel that in my soul”
Lake day with my girls. I’m done with my job, my man and any other fucked up shit in my life! I make no apologies. (dm's activate aka DM's ABOUT TO BLOW UP!) #wondertwins