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Check out my Instagram
In other words they want you to follow and or spam there acc
Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."
"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.
Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?
No Kev, let me guess insta arms?
Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....
(Chris roles eyes)
When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.
Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.
Your best friend's, best friend. This might be your BFF's, best friend from High School, the city they grew up in, or their new best friend from whereever they have now moved to. Since this new person is your BFF's, BFF they have already been screened for trustworthiness and loyalty and of course they have the same sense of humor as you! So when you meet this person you instantly love with them. Hence, they become your insta-BFF.
I went to Florida to visit my best friend from college. One of her best friends from High School joined us there. Her best friend and I hit it off so quickly we must be insta-BFF's!
The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.
Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.
Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.