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I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. she’s so hot. She’s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, she’s so sexy.
Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. “Don’t just stand there, join us baby!” She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and I’m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. “IM GONNA CUM!!!” Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each other’s throats. I grab Alexis ad Maria’s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.
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A phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that.
'That is it and there's no room for debate'
If you took my shit I am gonna kill you, end of story.
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A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.
He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.
a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.
stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"
A fictional story about one closeted gay boy (The green apple), and one closeted bisexual boy (The red apple) who are best friends having to hide a secret relationship in a world where the authorities won't allow them to date or even be their true selves. This story is completely fictional and has no meaning behind it whatsoever. :)
Amber: I NEED MORE STUFF FOR THE APPLE STORY!!
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
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Noun. A story that has no apparent punchline, moral, relevance, or foreseeable end leaving an awkward silence afterward between all parties when they realize that the story that was just told was completely pointless. "Caroline Story"-tellers sometimes over-compensate on their lack of humor through the extension of said story, making the process painfully long and uncomfortable to endure.
Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland
- "So there used to be, like, a Kiosk in Egg, and I used to go there all the time. And then one day it just left, and now I don't go there anymore."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."
An erotic, sexual story to make the reader yearn for sexual activity.
Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:
My girlfriend Lucy, was probably the best girl you could meet. Smart, kind and especially sexy.
She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.
"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.
She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.
Her moans are now screams of delight.
"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.
"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.
This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story
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