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Jonas Brothers

A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.

Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.

These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.

The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.

by UrDadsDad December 13, 2008

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The jonas brothers

a bunch of butt buddies

You guys are like the jonas brothers

by efewf34 September 15, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas brothers

a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks

that Christian band is so Jonas brothers

by Giggity666666 May 30, 2009

89๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

When used in singular, a term used to describe a male prostitute, deriving from the trio of the same name, who became famous basically by hooking up with anything that moves - whether it be male, female or animal.

Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date

Also known as 'Jo-Bros'

Person 1:'My those Jonas Brothers are attractive..oh dayum look at those purity rings'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'

by Ihatehsm January 8, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

gay band on disney channel

the jonas brothers are gay!

by hyphy88 August 2, 2008

138๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)

Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"

Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"

Girl 1: "Sew cool!"

by dj mbm August 3, 2008

102๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A band that consists of Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas loved by teenage girls and sexually confused boys. Often, they would lie on stage and on national television to obtain fan appreciation when really they themselves are sexually confused males who have yet to develop a sense of good music taste. Their hit song "Year 3000" proves that they are the pinnacle of what is wrong in today's growing society.

Jonas Brothers
Soulja Boy
Miley Cyrus
The Cheetah Girls

by SecretAZN April 9, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž