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A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself
You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.
when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”
A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.
"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.
When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males
Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night