koof koy

1. A term used by Edmond Honda, from the Street Fighter series of games, after he has defeated you in combat. Though it's exact meaning is unknown, it is believed to be an insult along the lines of, "kiss my grits" or "suck an egg"

2. A basic exclamation of excitement, sadness, anger, or nonchalants. The users tone of voice will determine the definition.

Sedrick: " Yo dawg, you done be filled up dat milks, didntchu?"

D. Abernathy: (disgusted head shake) "Koof koy."

jo koy

a sexist unfunny short bald man

famous monologues are “ barbie is a movie about dolls with big plastic boobs” or “ the main difference between the golden globes and the nfl is that there are less jump cuts of taylor swift here “ which are sexist jokes coming from jo koy the sexist short bald man

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"