Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.

Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

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taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

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Cock Leak

An absolutely useless person or individual.

A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.

Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.

John is such a cock leak he put the staples in the stapler upside down.
Jim is such a cock leak he told gives assholes some hope.

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bust a leak

To urinate, To pee, using the bathroom, relieving your bladder.

Wheres your bathroom? I gotta bust a leak

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leak in the wall

to piss on your friends wall, whilst in a drunken state

there's a leak in the wall dave
no there isn' that was you, you TWAT, NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

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Peach Leak

or Leaky Peach. Noun. The way a shaved pussy looks after a creampie, when baby juice begins seeping out and makes everything sticky like a ripe peach.

Hey baby, you want to eat my peach leak?

Aw that's nasty, bitch!

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