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An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.
The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.
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Best thing Disney ever came up with
Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!
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The best character in madagascar. He is so hot and charming and is the best lion ever.
Did you see Alex the lion in the zoo
A non-alcoholic mixed drink consisting of 90% sparkling water and 10% lemonade
The lady would like a glass of chardonnay, and I would like a cowardly lion.
Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.
"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"
The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.
Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!
Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.
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Snoop Lion
The name Calvin Broadus, (formerly "Snoop Dogg") gave himself after smoking so much hardcore dank jamaican kush while simultaneously listening to Bob Marley that he had some kind of weed-enduced epiphany where he came to believe that he actually was Bob Marley.
As Snoop inhales from a blunt and then exhales
Snoop- "Nigga, Nigga, Nigga...
Dre- "Whats up ma Nigga"
Snoop- "I shall no longer be the Snoop Dogg, and will forever be known as the Snoop Lion."
Dre- "Nigga.... THE FUCK!?"
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