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a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.
Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.
(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.
*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.
I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.
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LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."
A "local LEO" is a local cop.
("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."
"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."
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A 2-man grunge/alternative rock band from Chicago who has consistently created good songs with catchy riffs and clever lyrics since 1995 and received positive reviews from critics, yet has not broken into the mainstream. Examples of good songs include Bound For The Floor, Everyone Alive, and BMW Man.
Person 1: I went to a Local H concert last night, they were amazing!
Person 2: Uh... who?
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Townie, local hick, hillbilly.
I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.
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Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?
“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”
“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”