Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

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low maintenance

A person (usually a girl) that truly believes that he/she is not high maintenance, when they actually are.

Yeah man, she is still telling me that I should be grateful she is so low maintenance!

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Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.

A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.

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Down For Maintenance

This bot's favorite thing to do!

".ud sus"
"Down For Maintenance"
"AHHHHHHH"

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Maintenance Hang

Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant to 'maintain' a relationship, but not necessarily further it.

Yea, I hadn't talked to Doug in like five weeks, so I'm going over there tonight for a maintenance hang. Hopefully I won't have to see him again for a few weeks...

(Note: works well with those friends you wish to maintain a... *business* relationship with...)

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maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

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high maintenance

one who is invited to attend a party and sits alone and does not socialize with the known and unknown.

you are being high maintenance sitting over there the couch
by yourself.

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