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1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.
Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material”
Female:”Totally!”
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when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it
dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!
Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.
CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.
INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.
Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll
omg he is such a material gworll
Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff
Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(
A buff boy eho is fit enough to fall into the beast catergory
Usher... now that's what I call beast material