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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on
Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me
A term used to describe short term solutions for long term problems to gain popularity or people's attention.
Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.
When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”
To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
To protect from or take preventative measures against
I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety