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Shitty advice. Unwanted opinions and/or bullshit
Shut the fuck up, I don't want your dirty meatloaf.
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Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.
She was karate chopping the meatloaf.
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Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:
Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"
"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"
"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."
"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."
"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
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the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.
Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.
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When a man puts his penis in a woman's butthole after using Viagra or other male enhancements products to finish off a more than 4 hour long episode.
Man#1: hey where have you been?
Man#2: sorry bro. Had to finish off the 4 hour meatloaf.
Man#1: ugh
Man#2: you mad bro?
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Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.
The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.
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A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
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