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Small town in Michigan's thumb area where people ages 16 to 28 drive their 90s or 80s pick up truck with a 25" lift on it, also where people get amusement from painting on a rock
"There are so many trucks here, where are we?"
"I see that rock, we must be in Armada Michigan"
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While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap
I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap
During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.
Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!
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A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.
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Practically an inland sea between Wisconsin and Michigan, and a great place to go to the beach in the summer. It's quite cool, and you won't chap from salt water like you will in the ocean. Practically the whole Michigan shore is a beach, and lots of it is inexpensive public beaches and state parks.
However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.
My family goes to Lake Michigan nearly every summer for a week, and it's one of my favorite family vacations.
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Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.
Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
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When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.
"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."
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