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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*beep*
*beep* *beep*
Also a meme
Microwave Makeing microwave noisesHmmmmmmmmmm * beep*
Bob oh my popcorns done
A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.
Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.
Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."
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To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven
Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.
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Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.
'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'
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When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.
Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.
Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.
Roomie: ........
Me: .........
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A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.
Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.
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