Microwave Hungry

A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.

I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.

microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.

Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."

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Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

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Microwave Pussy

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

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Microwave bomb

When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.

Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.

Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.

Roomie: ........

Me: .........

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Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.

Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.

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