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1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.
2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.
2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant
My lif3 Ahh ahaHha..!
Ye, idk what I'm doing either...
"My life be like ooh aah ooh" ..misery..