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When 2 fingers are inserted into a millennial and instructed to rotate clockwise.
I like younger girls, they Always put a Modern Spin on dating
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Think about a pile of shit, and you got something better
"Man, this is some good shit, Black Sabbath."
"Yeah, better than modern pop"
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My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
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A modern nerd is someone that gets obsessively nerdy about things like technology and startups, but is also an athlete and social influencer.
He/she is an athlete on the outside but an introvert dedicated to lifelong learning on the inside.
Boom - That's a modern nerd!
*after he dunks on someone... "oh, you thought I was an old-school nerd? Nah bruh... modern nerd!"
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A pretentious movement that is widely followed by hipsters and cultural Marxists. It is the reason why everyone views Western civilization as a slave society.
Post-modernists generally view anything that isn't seen as "civilized" (in their view) as unsophisticated and unrefined. (aka: savage or brutish) and thus, should be shunned/destroyed. (these are the worst people imaginable; because they believe they are smart - but take intelligence vs. stupidity, too literally.)
The full implications of Post-Mordernism are depicted very well in the 1930s dystopian book by Aldous Huxley, called Brave New World. (an imaginary state where everything is perfect; but because everything is "perfect", the world actually becomes a dystopia rather than a utopia. Because of the religion of post-modernism ("perfection") by civilians in the new world - The more "perfect" the society gets, basically the more imperfect and dystopian it "actually" gets.)
19th century German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche was a philosopher who was very much against the Post-modernism cult of Western civilization and warned about it. (he called this "the comfortable, but barren society of the Last man".) - Where humans no longer are seen as animals or even human beings, but are brainwashed/cultivated to become (so-called "advanced") robots. (both mentally and physically. See: transhumanism)
And an individual being uncivilized or savage; is seen in the city/society state by civilians as a "laughing stalk" or "painful embarrassment". (i.e. like the derogatory term: "redneck". Used by real-life city-folk; is a good example.)
Disadvantages that Post-modernism has brought to Western civilization:
Counter-culture/subculture
Moral relativism
Neo-Marxist ideas/cultural Marxism
Ego/Social status & Group-Think (ostracization or character assassination; if you think differently from your group/herd)
Social castes
Political correctness
Modern art
Human rights/Civil rights/Feminist movement
Adoption and/or Abortion/Test-tube babies (for eugenics purposes)
State controlled media, public school and government
Superficiality and materialism
It is an anti-individualism collectivist movement; that ironically claims to be a liberating and individualistic movement. (Although, quite the opposite)
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Modern woman
A modern woman can defined as a woman of contemporary times who usually has high mate requirements, career oriented and semi- promiscuous. The term modern woman is usually used to describe women who live in western societies like America, Scandinavia, uk, Australia etc. Modern woman - “ I just matched with this hot millionaire on tinder and he ghosted me. All men are players even though I swipe left on most of them”
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The idea that all successful straight white christian males are the scapegoat for the worlds problems in the name of progress.
Post modernist: You are a terrible person because your ancestors took part in the oppression of minorities!
White guy: Cool, my ancestors knew peoples' places in society. You do know that post-modernism is delaying progress right?
Post Modernist: YOU ARE THE REASON THE WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE! I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY GATED COMMUNITY AND WRITE ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF DIVERSITY ON MY BLOG!!! IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE ME MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!
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