mom

the abbreviation for "Made of Money"

Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"

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Mom

Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary

Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"

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Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

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Mom?

A random word to ask! Haha!

Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here

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momness

Momness means all things mom that cone natural including not being cool.

She has a total momness auroa

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Your mom's mom's mom

The insult used after "Your mom" and "You mom's mom" have already been exhausted. It is often used by small children that do not grasp the full scope of comebacks.

"Hey Timmy, want some apples?" "Your mom eats apples." "Your mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom's mom eats my dick and drinks my cum! Oooooooh!"

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moms

A single mother who takes on the role of both mother and father.

"My moms works two jobs to provide for me and my sisters."

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