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A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol
"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"
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Monke pronounced Mon-k-eh Monke is a God like being that existed before Jesus Christ. He started as a single particle and grew into a super dimensional space monkey. He still exists and is continuing to expand the universe in all sorts of ways.
There was a god before god named Monke
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Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.
I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE
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A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.
Man-- that girl is monked.
guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"
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Someone with obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Based on the television character portrayed by Tony Shaloub.
(USA Network)
"Stop picking lint off of my shirt, Monk."
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