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Monked
1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.
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Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk
Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*
The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez
Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked
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Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged
Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.
"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."
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Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.
I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE
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our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
I love monke, thank you monke.
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monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.
Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?
Person 2: monke.
Person 3: monke good.
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