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Mortal Pain is a post punk, industrial noise rock outfit formed in 1996 by consistent members John Stone and Dustin Portesi. Utilizing any and every means to achieve the bastardized auditory sound known as music, the group has, over the years, run into slight controversy as well as both shared the stage with and befriended industrial music forerunners KMFDM.
Did you hear the latest Mortal Pain? It was like listening to a jet engine starting up in the midst of a nuclear holocaust, and I loved it!
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A mask brushed with toxic chemicals on the inside that is offered to unsuspected or innocent strangers, who would lose consciousness once they wear it at the request of their evil donors, who would then rob their victims.
At secluded traffic junctions, it’s not uncommon for criminals in police uniforms to stop a car whose driver and fellow passenger are both unmasked, who would be handed a pair of mortal masks to wear before they’re allowed to drive off.
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Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot
Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)
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Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.
"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".
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A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.
Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
See fail for further definement.
Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.
2. When medical attention must seek you.
Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!
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