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Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 31, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


napoleon dick

A very very small dick

#1)Steroid users have this dick
#2)Adolf Hitler dick
#3)white kids have Napoleon dick

by Yourfuckingmom'spussy January 12, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


napoleon dynamite

This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".

Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.

Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*

ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

by hays^asl March 24, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Dynamite

The worlds best movie ever!
Do the Chickens have large talons?
So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Your mom goes to college.
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Etc.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST Tizoe MOVIE EVER!!!!!

Would You be interested in some hand woven handi crafts? Here we have some boondogle key chains a must have for this seasons fashion.
Make yourself a dang quesidilla!

by Bluestorm100 December 29, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Complex

A term based in prejudice and discrimination, that has been proven by science and psychology to be a myth and a stereotype as tall men are as likely to exhibit many, if not all, of the same traits. The name is also a misnomer because Napoleon was actually of average to above average height for his time.

People that use the term Napoleon Complex suffer from heightism.

by AustinPowersbaby March 26, 2010

212๐Ÿ‘ 296๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Firecracker

A wanna-be Napoleon, after the title character, Napoleon Dynamite, as played by Jon Heder in the movie.

Did you see that Napoleon Firecracker run his bike off that silly-ass little ramp on the sidewalk?

by Blue Hornet October 4, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


napoleon dynamite

it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.

when ND first came out:

booboo: have you seen ND?

me: yea it was actually funny

when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:

prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND

prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)

prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!

prep: omg did you really ashley!

prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*

by pedro4prez!!! March 16, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž