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like townies gerbs hate them and nar's speak like retards
fuckin greb u iz wearin somefink wot costs more than 2 quid
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The word Caden Nar means a neek
Neek: I like boys
Hammaad: You absolute Caden Nar
Expressing that you have none of something or have done nothing towars something
Kid 1: "Blud, how much of the geography you done?"
Kid 2: "Nar All!"
"I've got nar all cash"
also known as "nar nars" or "yo dans" They are very low on the intelligence scale. They use very ridiculous terms such as "nar dan, you want beef" which is both inconsiderate to people who are vegetarian or not named dan. Their favourite pastimes include sitting in big gangs at the back of the bus and "dashing" pennies at the back of normal peoples heads. Creating small dints which make them liable for sueing. Another past time is acting like such twats that old people comment and then they dis-respect them.
The main trouble causes are the males...however the females just go along with their boyfriends simply because they are air heads (possibly from wearing fake burberry head scarfs too tight) The females of the species like to wear huge golden earings that could have the bonus use of bracelets. The males like to wear thick chains which is almost always FAKE!. These people have obviosly grown up with a lack of discipline and need scrubbing from society!
Nar Dan (can also be yo dan), You want beef (i think means trouble), johnno's (you know)...example johnno's where the lavatory is...dan, They also like too ahbrieviate words and change letters... That = dat
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Ahhhh, the legendary Nar-Whal. This character was actually created by a JCCC artist who pictured it as a whale-like creature that had a giant unicorn-shaped "horn" at the front of its head, above its eyes. The "horn" is actually a very sensitive "feeling" organ that helps the creature to use it as a sixth sense to spot prey or danger by thrusting its "horn" upwards repeatedly like its about to jump, only to come crashing down violently and coming back up. Despite its bashful and friendly nature, when attacking or being under attack, its soft "horn" becomes a hardened shell of fury and has the force to cut a blue whale in half in a matter of seconds. Additionally, the creature can place its "horn" on an object or person and deduct its composition (what it's made of) or tell the very nature of a person. Legend has it that it most frequently appears when the world is out of balance and needs direction.
Captain: I have seen the Nar-Whal, me boi, but for the sake of yer life, don't provoke it.
Crew Member: Aye, sir.
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A retards pernouciation of retard. Usually used in the context of calling someone a retard. Used with the hand jesture of pulling the thumb and index finger against the upper part of your chest.
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Someone who walks with a slight apeish quality and yells such intellegent comments as "get ye hair cut ya scutty greb" and "nar i iz gonna fuck dat greb up if he comes near meh lyk" Female versions "nar-dettes" tend to go along with whatever their nar-dan boyfriend says and doesn't mind when he borrows her jewellry to look more "bling"
"quick lets leg it before those nar-dans beat the shit out of us with their (fake) burberry head scarves"
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