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I wanna Netflix and chill come over
I Netflix and chilled ur mom
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Netflix and Chill, to children it means come over to your friend's, watch Netflix and eat some popcorn. To adults it means come over and fuck the shit out of each other with some Netflix on.
Children
Baby Kate: Hey Dad can me and Herman Netflix and Chill?
Dad: Uh, sure honey. Just heh, be careful o_o
To adults
Rebecca: Hey bae, wanna Netflix and Chill?? ;)
Brett: Hell yeah bitch, bring some condoms on the way.
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The modern day version of what happened AFTER a movie in 1950s movie theaters when a man would "smoothly" and "discreetly" stretch his arms and suddenly have his arm around his date's shoulder; and since the movie was scary and the girl was dumb, she didn't want to be alone for a while so they went to his house and had some seriously hot sex with the doo-whop playing some Frank Sinatra (Netflix) in the background.
Me: "I told her to come by so that we can just hang out, ya know, to come by and we can Netflix and chill..."
Buddy: "Wow. That's skill man; she's smokin' - wait, and she KNOWS that you don't have Netflix but she still comin' over?!"
Me: "Yeah, she's so stupid that this is the 5th time we are going to "Netflix and Chill." Oh and hear this bro, I overheard her talking with one of her girlfriends that she was hangin' with and I really think she thinks that I wanted to spend TIME with her and not just get it on... I heard her saying to her girlfriend that she came over again to my place to"Netflix and Chill," and then 'things just happened and we ended up having sex right there on the living room floor, it happens every time we try to just hang out and watch some Netflix - but he is huge and when we have sex he kept bottoming out and i am so very sore today that I had to tell him I can't fool around for a day or 2. He's such a good guy, when I told him that I cant be intimate for a few days, he said that was fine and he likes just being with me and so I am going back over there this evening because he said we could just Netflix and chill for the next few nights..."
Buddy: "Hahaha! Stupid, and SUPER HOT. Jackpot."
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When you about to go fuck your bitch. While Netflix is playing
Megan, you down to Netflix and Chill later?
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Actually watching Netflix and relaxing.
Since I don't have to go to work today, I'm going to have a Netflix and chill day.
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When two consenting adults choose to allow their tempers to abate while watching Aziz Ansari on Netflix. This usually occurs after a heated dispute, necessitating a "cool down" period.
John: FUCK YOU, WHITE TRASH WHORE!
Jane: YOU ALWAYS SIDE WITH THE NEOSUPREMECIST PHARMACOLOGY PATENT INTEREST GROUPS!
John: Okay, look, let's just agree to disagree, and take some time to calm down. Netflix and chill?
Jane: I'll get the condoms.
John: I'll get the peanut butter!
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It means that 20 seconds into a movie then sex or you just watch 10 mins of a movie the you fuck
Mia: Hey Josh you wanna come over and Netflix and chill later
Josh: I'll go to my house and get some condoms
Mia: I thought we were just gonna watch a movie and chill
Josh: It means that we have sex dummy
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