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A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.
After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".
He’s a an absolute gentleman! He’s very cute and good looking.
A hopeless romantic, has his way with words and extremely sweet gestures. Sometimes he’s too good to be real. Although ladies, he’s on reserve until he finds someone deserving.
How do you want your man to be?
Like Nissan
Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
"OMG! Nissan Nick is so hot!!!"
One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.
Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!
One of the best sports cars ever made in Japan. Has an acceptable horsepower number, unlike the Toyota GayTrash86
"Damn bro, did you see that Nissan 370Z"
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86