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An extremely mongy person, excessive mongness, a person quickest to mong-like behaviour.
You're such a turbo mong.
Absolutely MEAN alcoholic beverage:
One half of stella, a smirnoff ice and a shot of sambuka. (As invented in 'The Byng' by people who don't want to waste their time being sober.)
To be complete the drink must have the purchasers initial written on the head in rasberry syrup.
"OMG blud i cant believe you just downed that turbo-berry!"
"its his birthday- get him a turbo berry!"
"She's just a girl - she can't handle that turbo-berry!"
An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.
Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.
A bong made from half a plastic bottle attached to a plasic bag. Another name for a lung.
Jesus man, Steve did a turbo before his GCSE english exam and still managed to pass.
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A relay-style drinking game originating in the midwest (possibly Northern Iowa) with characteristics similar to popular, collegiate douche-bag fest of flip cups.
Typical play is initiated by dividing into teams with similar numbers, talent and interest; lining up the teams on opposite sides of table or other playing surface (rounded edges are considered anathema; a surface with a straight, sharp edge is preferred for the angle and balance of the cup); filling each regulation Solo cup (the tall, narrow ones with a good base and hopefully red) to the bottom line (~3oz. of beer); talking shit about the person opposite you not being able to drink as quickly as you or not being able to perform sexually, preferring animals as partners, etc.
The round commences with the team captains (or persons at one end of the table) performing a "cheers, bam, slam" by touching cups in the air, touching cups to the table, touching beer to their throat. Once the beer has been liberated from the cup, the person must set the mouth of the cup onto the edge of the table and flip the cup at least 360 degrees (back onto its mouth or at a rotation point beyond the mouth) and land the cup standing upright (or downright) on the table so that it "sticks." (think gymnast) The 360 degree rule of rotation is the defining characteristic of the game differing from flip cups pathetic display of teams simply nudging or tapping their cups 180 degrees in mindless, mechanical fatuousness.
Once the cup has landed correctly, the next player in line flips her cup, and so on, until all members on a side have completed flipping. The team whose members finished first are said to have won the round and a point; the losing side must then take a "losers' shot" of beer, filling their cup to the regulation line and then drinking it before filling it again for play. The next round begins with the person next in line from the first round's starter and the starter becomes the anchor---going last this round.
This shift continues until all members of the teams have started a round. At this time, points (rounds) won are calculated, and the team with the most points is declared that game's winner.
Two variations (or new rules) have been established directly addressing two possible point total phenomenons.
The first: in the event of a tie (due to an even number of players on the teams) a "Full Beer Tie-Breaker" is called, and a Sudden Death round using a full cup of beer is commenced starting with the team captains, or first flippers from the regulation rounds.
The second: in the event of one side shutting-out any points by the opposing side, the losing side must perform a "Full Beer Skunk Chug" in which they fill their cups to the upper-line with beer and then drink it---thus demonstrating, and perpetuating, their shittiness at Turbo cups.
Sally: Girl, I'm sick of those date-raping flip cups assholes, let's go find ourselves some exciting, sexually adroit turbo cups players.
Tina: Yeah, I find their lack of flipping ability and ethically ambiguous stance on cup games reflective of their inability to perform in bed.
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Violent Explosive Marathon of Diarrhea...
He drank so much last night that he was "turbo dogging" all day
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A slut who goes above and beyond that of a normal slut. One who not only sleeps with numerous people but has no shame in attempting to get on every guy at the party, club, or other social event. A turbo slut will quickly screw her way through an entire group of friends than move on to the next group. Because the turbo sluts reputation precedes them, they most commonly strike very drunk men, who have lost the ability to defend themselves from their skanky, evil ways.
Dude! I can't believe it, she's already slept with Joe, Cooper and Joe W! What a turbo slut!
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