shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.

"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."

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shitty

I only do this to troll the ad below

My life is shitty

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shittie

The act of taking ones selfie while shitting.

But first, let me take a shittie!

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shitty

Shitty is Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.

but u can't mess with shitty cuz its someones name...shitty from YO!!! don't use the name in vain!!-Dinky

yo what up shitty!!

this note book looks shitty

you look shitty

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Shitty

a great word to describe a bad situation, most likely to be used as an adjective

Man that is pretty shitty

Today is a shitty day, yesterday was better

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shittiful

A combination of the words shitty and pitiful. Implying that something is so poorly designed and maintained that it should not be despised or disliked by instead pitied.

J: Why is the Check Point usercenter so shittiful?
S: Its a wonky piece of shit isn't it.
C: Damn thing never works when you need it.

shitty

very drunk/ high aka shitface, fucked up, wasted

he got real shitty last night

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