A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.
1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitorβs closet at 5:05pm.
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
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To be so efficient and quick in replying to emails, it borders on Ninja skills.
Wow, Alan got that email sent out to the entire department in 1 minute! He is an email ninja!
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Give me your email addy so we can hook up.
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Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
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Similar to a bootie call, but through email.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.
Dude, Matt just emailed me for the answers to our assignment. After I sent him the answers I asked him for his notes, but never got a response.
Ah.... You're just his bootie email.
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When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
Spitting tobacco on someoneβs computer
I didnβt like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.