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When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.
Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!
Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !
Someone who is sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp more than being one. Also know as a sleeper pimp.
My roommate Lucky is a pimp sleeper and spends all his nights sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp. To bad when he wakes up he has to take his broke ass to work.
A firm and accurate knock out punch to the jaw # a solid un
He didnt wake up after the Dukinfield Sleeper
A car with great performance, but inderstated looks...
Shit the bed that RS4 is a bit of a street sleeper!!!
shame it looks so shyte!
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A hoe which a baller has on lockdown in case that all his other bitches fall through. A sleeper hoe never has to be activated.
John is happy with Jane but if that bitch do him dirty he always got his sleeper hoe.
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A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected
That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.
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A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.
Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.
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