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A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". The video portrays three "edible Lil' Kim Dolls". The first being "Candy Kim", the second being "Pin-up Kim", and the last being "Night Rider Kim". We are told nothing about Candy Kim except her name. Pin-up Kim goes out "to her Nighas in jail, beating they dicks to the cell. She wants them to imagine their tongue in between my thighs and grab their vaseline. Lastly, Night Rider Kim is the edible doll that can be found at the clubs after midnight. After three bottles she is ready to fuck. She states that some even put her on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates and that her shit comes in flavors.
Though the song is extremely intricate, it does not answer the question - How many licks does it take?
Hey How Many Licks?
I heard she got bigger tits. SHUT UP BITCH.
Hey Jared, how many licks does it take?
I dunno. Imma go over to Lil' Kim's house and found out. Call ya later.
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The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.
In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.
Recently, an increasing number of physicists have voiced their support for the Many Worlds Theory.
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Dude, how many Julie's?
Only one Julie for you!
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A phrase that is yelled, in exultation, upon seeing a plentiful surplus of limes to be utilized in cocktails and other alcoholic mixed drinks later in the night. The perfect ratio of acids to sugars make limes an ideal compliment to any drink.
*Erin opens up Marshal's refrigerator*
"Oh my god, SO MANY LIMES!"
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This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.
KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?
a phrase popularly used in the hit-sensation Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The phrase basically means "Excuse me...would you be ever so kind as to suck a dick and get out of my shit?". How many bitches also is commonly used as a anger emotionally charged statement to mean "how many of you mother fuckers think you own this shit?". Adding in the word "fucking" gives it a little more pizazz to express you are truly serious.
"Get the fuck off my shit" "HOW MANY BITCHES"
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Wicked rank hXc band from Yorkton sask. Known for tbeir smash hit, Burn It Down. Have opened for such famous acts as Micheal Froh at the Masonic Temple.
'Brah, going to the Too many Times concert tonight?"
"Yeah man, I hope they play Burn It Down!"
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