nuclear war

See: Bush reelection

North Korea, Iran, Syria

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Nuclear Poop

When you take a dump and the water from below splashes into your hole.

Aww man... I had Nuclear Poop today, I didn't even have to use any toilet paper it was so cleansing.

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nuclear wedgie

when u get wedgied and lifted off the groung

i get a nuclear wedgie off the jocks everyday

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nuclear oreos

oreos warmed up in the microwave

bonus points for whipped cream on top

WARNING!!! heat the nuclear oreos for NO MORE THAN 15 SECONDS!!! trust me, these little guys get HOT

deliciously hot though...

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Nuclear Denial

Nuclear Denial is the illogical belief that Nature cannot destroy any land based nuclear reactor, any place anytime 24/7/365!

All the Nuclear engineers, scientists and even the NRC were in Nuclear Denial when considering the actual risk of locating the nuclear reactor on the coastline near a major City! They all should have learned from Fukushima that all reactors are now at risk by Nature.

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Nuclear Family

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.

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nuclear carl

When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer

So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.

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