head nurse

A female who is just learning how to perform oral sex. This person must be trained or 'nursed' on how to give good head before becoming a 'head doctor'.

When I started going with this girl, she was a head nurse, but after she got the hang of how to suck that cock, she became a pro...she graduated to head doctor.

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nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

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Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one is giving you a blowjob

I had a threesome last night they gave me a nursing blowjob

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Student Nurse

A student nurse is a moist hole in a skimpy powder blue dress that regularly opens its legs and mouth as if it were a basic pleasure model from the outer colonies above Watford.

Student Nurse Sarah open your legs so I can see your moist pink lipped purple headed hood juicer.

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nurse leo

A noob by the name of leonidas21 on Starcraft who is commonly known as "nurse leo" because he is renown for playing the medic in a game known as Temple Siege. Although everyone treats him as his or her bitch, he is proud of the fact that people accept him for who he really is.

Guy 1: We need a medic on our team. Anyone?
Guy 2: Who else but nurse leo?
leonidas21: fine

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nurse-jitsu

When a nurse uses the patient's force against his/herself in order to perform routine medical procedures.

Wow, that woman just nurse-jitsued that man in the ER!

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Dirty Nurse

A very stupid girl who wants to be a doctor but instead spends her entire life taking pointless classes at a local community college. They are generally very annoying, and have many psychological issues. More information can be found online at the dirty nurses homepage.

I once made the mistake of dating a dirty nurse.

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