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oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

32๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me iโ€™m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020


Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.

Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?

by Miriam85 February 8, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh god! whats in the box?

from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head

OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX?
her head.

by niggasense February 27, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oh my griddy God

A contemporary term created by urban scholar Gavin Ebaugh used to express awe or dissatisfaction.

Awe : "oh my griddy God Ms. E's outfit is immaculate."

Dissatisfaction :

Josh : "I just lost my virginity"
Todd: "OH my griddy God that is so haram."

by Floor pisser November 11, 2022


Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž