Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

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Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal

Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!

The Woke Scale

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)

Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"

hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.

Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole