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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
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Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"
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To be shit face wasted off your ass.
Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
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1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.
2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.
3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.
Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!
Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?
Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!
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A wasted shlore (a slut whore)
The schwasted bride went home with the best man!
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To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.
Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!
You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!
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