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(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Abbreviated as: HOBO
Defined as casual p in va-g action with a friend or acquaintance without emotional attachment or relationship status. Afterwards, the individuals partaking in the sexual encounter eat at a Denny's, Bob Evans, or IHOP. A HOBO may occur in any setting, so long as both parties agree to the aforementioned terms. For gay relationships, please replace the B with an M.
Yo B, I'm gonna call up that girl Laqueesha for a HANG OUT BANG OUT tonight!
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When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.
"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"
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1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.
2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.
1.
Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out
2.
(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"
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this is pretty straight forward, you're letting someone know that you are effectively not running a charity. That if that person is not benefiting you in the way that YOU WANT, they need to get up and get out of your house/ apartment/ mobile home/ trailer; whatever have you.
Her: I really think were just good friends
Him: Well then if friends is what you thought we were then I'm gonna need you to leave.
Her: So What? if you can't have sex with me then we can't be anything!
Him: That's exactly it! #put out or get out!
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When a shopper fills their cart with anything that looks interesting or good, giving absolutely no thought to the cost of these things. They proceed to the check-out lane and hold up the line as they ask the cashier to scan different combinations of items, until they finally decide on a group of things that they are happy with *and* can afford.
While most people with a limited amount of shopping money would take the time to add up prices in their mind/on paper/on a calculator, and estimate their total, this person seems to believe that they can grab whatever and it will just magically work out somehow. No matter how many times they leave without everything they selected, they will always try it again next time.
After watching the cashier scan four items for the current customer, only to remove three and then be asked to scan two more, Jim realized that this check out swap out was going to take a while.