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a phase of memes you and your friends go through.
"remember when you used to play willy wonka music all the time?"
"yeah i remember that meme phase."
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The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand
white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
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A unusual treatment of a co worker involving a long sleeve shirt, and a file cabinet, and a bathroom door.
Katie is so close to getting to Phase 10
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A phase that most women go through, typically before settling down for marriage. Can also be as they hit their 30's and are still single or are divorced. Divorced women often go through this again in a big way.
It's a bit of a misnomer actually, as it's more "delightfully trampy" behaviour than true (destructive) sluttiness.
Yeah, you should definitely date Jenna - she's hitting her slut phase hard right now.
Don't worry about it, you're just going through your slut phase right now - just enjoy it.
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what parents in denial say when their child comes out to them as part of the queer community.
Person 1: “Hey im gay”
Person 2: “Its just a phase”
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A synonym for a refractory period, Monk phase is the recovery phase after a (primarily) male orgasm at which it is impossible to have another orgasm. While refractory phase is a broad and scientific term, monk phase indicates the immediate lack of arousal that follows an orgasm.
Dave: I tried to ejaculate in my mouth once, when monk phase hit me I had the biggest regret ever.
Jack: Dude!
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the act of getting an erection esp. due to visual stimulus and especially during the most awkward times
Brando: "oh man that chick is hot, i hope you can control yourself, bro"
Will: "OH CRAP"
Brando:"PHASE 2 PHASE 2!!!!!"
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