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a pure angel who didn’t deserve to die so young. We love you Phillip xoxo
George Eacker shot Phillip Hamilton because he’s a dICK FUCK YOU GEORGE.
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A game character voiced and acted by Steven Ogg; one of the most badass characters in game history.
The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!
1. A poet who wrote a poem just to show it.
2. You can write rhymes but you can't write his.
3. He has a sister but he wants a little brother
4. His father's try to start America's bank.
5. A fox.
"God, you're a fox,"
"Hey, ya'll look good in your frocks. How about when I get back we all strip down to our socks."
"OKAY!"
-Blow Us All Away (From Hamilton) By Phillip Hamilton
The one and only lice king, he’s friends with a bunch of crackheads and never posts on YouTube. His Instagram is better than you could ever imagine
Dude 1: do you know who drew Phillips is?
Dude 2: you mean that one baddie on insta!
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One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
Nasty Phillio, n.
Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.
After dragging his sweet Catherine behind a pickup truck while having his meth’d up friends throw bricks and bottles at her and cursing her terribly, Jo-Jo decided a “Nasty Phillip” was in order!
When you are drunk and you want red rooster
It's gotta be red chicken phillip
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