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The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.
"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
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a pick me is some annoying mf who does shit to “fit in” and instead of fitting in they just piss everyone off
pick me-*sings*
me - woah ur such a good singer
pick me - omg im so not stawp itt 👉🏻👈🏻
me - 🌝
also me - stupid pick me
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The act of using homosexual endeavors to phase an opponent in an organized sport. To be done properly the fruity pick must be done on a heterosexual, and preformed in an agressive manner to throw you foe into a fit of disgust. Physical contact is must, and as a secondary measure, homosexual verbal cues can also be used.
"Rob whats your deal! u cant get anything done out their!"
"Man Gianmarco has been pullin' fruity picks all game! LOOK! LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT ME!"
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A version of the "would you fuck" game that is appropriate and discrete enough for mixed company. When a member of the opposite sex comes into visual range, a gut-level reaction gauging their attractiveness is expressed binarily into a "pick" or a "pass."
(hot chick walks by)
Me: "Pick/pass?"
Kyle: "Pick"
Me: "Huuuuge pick"
Allison: "What are you talking about?"
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It means to pick a spot to hit, slap, or kick
Drunk dad- "Why aren't the dishes washed" !!
Child- "Sorry dad!! I forgot, I had a long day so I took a nap."
Drunk dad- "that's it" !!
Child- "it's okay dad pick a flower and do it I'm used to the pain" :(
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Masturbation of the nose.
You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.
I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.
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baby why dont you say we go picking wildflowers, got a spot picked back in the woods!
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