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The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.
College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?
College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;
College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
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A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.
The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
You missed again...shooty pooty!
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
The lower fart creating portion of the human digestive system.
Damn, man. I ate too much Taco Bell and now my pooty parts is achin'
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“They has eaten the poo pies and growed Chonklit Monkeys up in the pooty parts”
Occurs when a female wipes her ass from the back to the front and gets fecal matter on said gooch and vagina areas.
Did you hear about Linda? She’s doesn’t know how to wipe her ass correctly now she’s stuck with a pooty goochy.
pooty being vagina tang being the white discharge from it hence pooty tang
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An very Wonderful Pussy, as in one without disease, odor, and is usually incredibly tight.
Damn man I am tired of these damn sluts...I REALLY need to get me some Pooty Poo
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What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.
That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.
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