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Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff
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An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.
This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.
KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.
MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.
KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?
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Paying for lunch/dinner for a group of people by credit/debit card, and then having them pay you cash for their portion of the meal. Instead of hitting the ATM, you are getting the cash from the other people; hence it is an ATM by proxy.
Last night I was running low on cash, so I asked my friends at the bar if we could pull an ATM by proxy - after a couple of rounds on my debit card, I'm all straight for the movies today!
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when u hate someone because your friend hates them
Linda: i hate that bitch sally bc she slept with my ex
Susan: omg in that case, i hate her too and now we have proxy beef
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When a lad is average looking but has a amazing cock therefore making you believe he is a god!!
Mate he is only fit by cock-proxy
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when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
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Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.
Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus
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