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What happens when you tell a special Ed class they can do anything they put their mind to.
Nick-"How did lil pump even become famous?"
John-"his teacher told him to follow his dreams"
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Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
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a temporary state of swole right after you hit the gym
Phi: woah that kid's so swole
Marin: no he just worked out, thats his gym pump
A little boy that put Air Heads Xtremes in his hair, decided it looked good, and left it there. He has the I.Q. of a jellyfish and made "Gucci Gang," a song about selling lean and drugs to high schoolers.
Bro, are you stupid? You sound like Lil Pump...
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This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
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when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.
Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*