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Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013


Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023


bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious October 29, 2015


Void Python

When you see/feel a snake circling around you that isn't there. Can be caused by lack of sleep or drug use.
Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

by Chaos Nigthshade July 25, 2015


selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

by ROCKBOB26 December 9, 2015


sex python

A male who is sexually liberated with a large penis that oozes sex appeal.

She's talking to a sex python right now.

by july11121 July 11, 2022


Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.

You got balls as big as Happy Python

by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022