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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.
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To feel torn between being a baller/hanging out with friends and sleeping/being lazy.
(originates from the top row of the standard American keyboard.)
Christie, I feel qwerty. Grant really wants to get drunk and go hot tubbing yet, i kind of feel like staying home.
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A term for falling asleep at your computer and resting your head on the keyboard, imprinting the keys into your skin, QWERTY being the classification of the key setup. (Also DVORAK face if you use a DVORAK keyboard)
"I had been playing for 43 hours straight, so I finally succumbed to QWERTY face."
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The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead
I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.
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unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
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Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty
"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"
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To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.
Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.
"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"
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