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A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.
Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.
The act of vomiting.
Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.
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A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.
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Gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day
Danny: Hey do u wanna go to the beach today? It's really hot out
Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other
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Only One Man , by the name of, Justin Ralph, is the most delicious Man of all. This man is the definition of Yum. This man would lap your breath away in just one kiss, and you'll fall in love with him at speeds beyond that of light and sound.
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...
The only lap you'll ever want to sit on would only belong to Justin Ralph L, there is only one of him. He's the yum one. Number One.
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The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.
I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!
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