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When you are better then everybody else, and therefore do whatever the hell you feel like. You couldn't care less what some city boy thinks about you.
I'm a redneck, and you fuckin' citiots who think we're beneath you can drive your latte drinkin, suit wearin', dumbass point of views the hell outta of "Hickville". WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER!!!!!!!
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1.) An individual born in the southeastern united states, usually caused by inbreeding.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
Look at that redneck, probably dumb as a bag of rocks.
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A total dumbass who, ironically, calls people dumbasses when they themselves have irritating accents typical of a dumbass. Their official sport is NASCAR, their national flag is the Confederate Battle Flag (or Rebel Flag), and their national anthem ends with "...gentlemen, start your engines."
These people come in various appearances, ranging from nearly toothless and wearing overalls and a John Deere hat, to wearing Dixie Outfitters or NASCAR shirts, Wrangler Jeans, and has chewing tobacco. Many of them, including women and men, like wearing these clothing lines, and many of the women are fat ass blondes, or dirt-colored brunettes, though not all women of that description are rednecks.
Not all rednecks are racists, but a majority of them are quite intolerant or inhospitable to different cultures or races. Some in a few places even still lynch black people.
Though millions of people nationwide say "y'all" it is still a major word in the Redneck vocabulary. Other words include "whoo-doggy", "varmint", "wersh", "poke", "buggy", "coons", "chicken 'n dumplins", and "All y'alls".
Many of the guys are bastards that threaten you and then call you "boy" or "son". Lots of those girls like to taunt both guys and girls of other, non-redneck groups verbally. They try to entice the boys, and tell both sexes how the redneck girls are better (which theyre not.)
Rednecks are also people who are proud of having Confederate monuments, try to destroy anything that isn't completely All-American, fly Rebel flags outside their houses, and love putting living room furniture on their damn porch.
Various Redneck hobbies include this vehicle-involved sport called "Muddin'", drinking lots of beer and whiskey, watching NASCAR, squirrel hunting, wearing shitty cowboy boots, attending monster truck events, blaring country music out their windows, and trying to tape all the episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Most rednecks don't plan on attending college anytime soon, they usually had problems in school, both academically and behavior-wise; and they would rather engage in the hobbies and activities listed above. Some rednecks even attend KKK meetings. For more information, read the other redneck definitions. (Spread the word.)
Not all of these following people are rednecks:
1. Farmers
2. Fishermen
3. People born in the South
4. Deer Hunters
5. Auto Mechanics
6. Wal-Mart customers (there are a few normal people who go there.)
7. People who eat at Waffle House.
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What I guess I'm supposed to be just because I am a Republican, am from the Midwest and I proudly voted for George W. Bush. Anyway, this is all according to liberal Democrats.
I'd rather be around rednecks than liberal emo kids anyday.
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a white individual from the southern united states who genrally drinks alot of cheap beer, likes nascar, hunting (or killing random squirrles that cross their path), bush, the confederate flag and big trucks. they usually are very closed minded to anything that their redneck background isnt familiar with including gays, blacks, muslims/jews/athiests, interracial mariage, goths, liberals or any other minority.(yes, sadly liberals are now a minority.) they get their name from their white skin and how they easily burn in the sun when they arent out drinking, making their necks red.
go bush yeah you rock! (typical redneck saying)
what a f**! (typical redneck saying..dont repeat it)
support gay marriages! seriously. (a redneck wouldnt say that..but you should)
that redneck just fucked a transvestite...and liked it! better not tell him though..
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When a redneck enters the woods to find a mate. Usually includes the redneck mating call (Yee Yee Yee!)
Kyle: I went rednecking last night.
Bob:Ohh really? Did you find a mate?
Kyle: Yeah, turns out she was my cousin!
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According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth abortion or gay marriage. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.
Well, I voted for George and I'm a devout Conservative; I guess that makes me a redneck.
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