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A nickname millennials use for coronavirus, as it is especially dangerous to elderly people with weak lungs and immune systems
Person: “The world will be a much better place once boomer remover has done its job”
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A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.
Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
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Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by
Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!
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Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.
Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.
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When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.
Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"
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all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch
You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.
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Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.
After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.
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