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reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!
reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair
Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry
A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father
Reuben Buttrey is the cutest and sweetest man you will ever meet. Reuben Buttrey is seen as the best Among us and Fortnite player in the school of KGV and will always be seen in the community. Whenever walking by Reuben your heart is stricken by love and gives you butterflies in your stomach. Reuben is the guy that walks down the hallway in school with everyone taking photos and praising his appearance. Reuben gets all the girls and whenever making eye contact your heart skips a beat. Straight out of a movie this Reuben buttery guy is.
Wow Reuben Buttrey is one type of guy
Girl 1: He is so cute look how he walks with that fortnite "floss like a boss shirt'
Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!
Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.
Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.
Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.
"AYO DID YOU SEE THAT?! REUBEN JUST DID A 360 MLG CLUTCH!"