hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him
reuben is the sweetest asshole i know
Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.
A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.
Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”
this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.
Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
Guy : can I hve a lighter .....
Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs
A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben
"What's that mark on your neck?
"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"